“For fucks sake – if only I’d moved faster, I’d be on that fun ship now counting money, discussing my property portfolio, and dirty dancing with Michael Fassbender” *This…

“Spring, with its bunnies, daffodils, and beer gardens is waving at us coquettishly from the horizon…and you know what it’s saying? “Let’s all get pissed and look at cats!” *This article…

“I’m so relaxed about my to-do list when time is on my side that I may as well be a flat-bound Baloo the Bear, just dancing around counting ladybirds,…

As Valentine’s Day is largely pointless, since flowers die, chocolate is bad for you and teddy bears are irritating items you’ll eventually need to find hiding places for, perhaps…

“You can get your tits out, and snog your poster of Indiana Jones away from judgemental eyes. The only thing judging you is the cat, and he’s only paying…

There is absolutely no escaping it. Right now we are slap bang in the middle of the most depressing month of the year. January is always the same; everywhere…

“In just a matter of days we will be dealing with a full on attack; Oxford Street will once again be visible from space, Mariah Carey will be stalking…

“Tiny egg timers and colourful circles will mock us from our laptops as we chew our nails and pray to any God that will listen that we manage to…

“Although company is lovely, this ain’t a time for small talk.” *This article also appeared on The Huffington Post. Read the article here.  How did we get to Glastonbury-ticket-buying time…

Beyoncé and Jay Z just did it it. Kate and Cara are rather partial to it. In fact, at some time or other, most A Listers are papped lounging…