“For fucks sake – if only I’d moved faster, I’d be on that fun ship now counting money, discussing my property portfolio, and dirty dancing with Michael Fassbender” *This…
“I’m so relaxed about my to-do list when time is on my side that I may as well be a flat-bound Baloo the Bear, just dancing around counting ladybirds,…
“You can get your tits out, and snog your poster of Indiana Jones away from judgemental eyes. The only thing judging you is the cat, and he’s only paying…
“In just a matter of days we will be dealing with a full on attack; Oxford Street will once again be visible from space, Mariah Carey will be stalking…
“Although company is lovely, this ain’t a time for small talk.” *This article also appeared on The Huffington Post. Read the article here. How did we get to Glastonbury-ticket-buying time…
Beyoncé and Jay Z just did it it. Kate and Cara are rather partial to it. In fact, at some time or other, most A Listers are papped lounging…
“The girls behind me were talking at a speed and in a pitch that was mind-boggling. There were hairstyles so intensely bleached and requiring so much gel work that…
“It was a shock to the system to be back in a work environment: to have to fight the urge to delightedly point out a rainbow during an important…