Amy Baker Writes
Author and Freelance Writer

Amy Baker

Sometimes you can smell the ‘terrible’ on someone right from the off.

Other times the vile parts of their character take a little longer to ooze through the cracks.

This means that sometimes, you jump into bed with someone before you know for sure that they’re a decent human.

And by this point, you’re too off your tits on pheromones to acknowledge that the person you’re bumping uglies with is the worst human being you’ve ever met.

In a world where dickheads are seemingly loitering on every street corner, it can be hard to distinguish the winners from the sinners.

How are you supposed to know whether they’re sent from heaven or whether they spend their evenings festering in shadowy lairs, plotting increasingly heinous ways to make those they’re sleeping with feel bad about themselves?

In my article for Metro I outline 12 sure fire signs that the address of your latest squeeze is likely to be Terrible Humanville…

Read the full article here. 

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  • Roger & Dorothy Mee

    September 23, 2018 at 7:12 pm

    Hi, since meeting you in a bar Roger and Dorothy (she does stop talking sometimes) we watch Lindsey complete her 10 K swim, very well done congratulations. Uploaded your book I’m sure it will be a great read on the way home to EMA it’s not ‘going to hurt’ is it? We loved your company hopefully we will see you again one day, all the very best. Calm waters and a fair winds. ATB. R & D

    • Amy


      February 13, 2019 at 4:50 pm

      Hello! I remember you! Sorry that it took me so long to reply to this! I hope you liked the book and that you are both happy and well and loving life. xxx

      • Roger Mee

        February 14, 2019 at 4:54 pm

        Hi Amy, hope you are well and enjoying life. We are in New Zealand at the moment calling at California on the return catching up with the grand children, but also pulling sight seeing like distilleries and wine tasting. In Wellington at the mo’ waiting for the ferry across to Picton. The Cook Straits, very scenic. Then Nelson finally driving down the west coast of South Island to Queenstown, back to the children.
        Is another book on the horizon, or have you changed direction?
        Whatever you decide all the very best to you in career and life.
        ATB Rog’ and Dorothy x.

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